On the way home from school last night:
Tess from the back seat: "I just farted!"
Dad: "Ok, so now what?"
Tess: "Excuse me."
[a few minutes go by...]
Tess: "There's cheese in your butt is a bathroom word."
[Thank you big kids at school!]
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A few nights ago we stayed late at school for a meeting. Dad had a package of mini Oreos in his hand when he came to get me from my classroom. I asked to try one. And then ended up splitting the package with him.
On the way home in the car:
Tess: "Can I have more Oreos when we get home?"
Dad: "Unfortunately, no. First of all, we're all out of them. Second of all, it's almost time for bed."
[Whining is heard from the back seat]
Dad: "Hey, how many did you have while we were at school?"
Tess: "Two."
Dad: "Umm...nice try! You had two plus two!" [While holding fingers up to show the math] "How many is that?"
Tess: "Four."
[a few minutes go by...]
Dad: "Hey, do you know what I'm going to do after you go to bed tonight? I'm going to bake Christmas cookies!"
Tess: "Can I sample some?"
Dad: "How about I save you a small one to try in the morning?"
Tess: "No, I want two plus two!"
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Dad and I were driving up to Boulder for the basketball game a while back. Heading west we had a clear view of the white mountain tops.
Dad: "Look at all that snow!"
Tess: "Whoa! If we went there it would be chilly! And then I would puke."
[This comes from a fond memory of car sickness on the way to camping in the mountains back in July!]
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On the same trip to Boulder, we were listening to the Treme soundtrack. It's all New Orleans jazz music. I love shouting out the different instruments as they're playing. I often get them right, but I made an incorrect guess on one:
Tess: "That's a trumpet!"
Dad: "Good try, honey, but that's actually a saxophone."
[Quiet for a moment while thinking in the backseat]
Tess: "Like Bill Clinton!"
[Brainwashing at its finest]