We need to write these things down

Funny things John has said recently...


#1: "Rain, rain, go away. Come back another soon."

#2: While riding in the car a few weeks ago - "Uh oh, Dad. There's a police officer. Slow down or you'll get a ticket. And then you can go to the Rockies' game!"

[Hasn't quite realized that there are different types of tickets!]

#3: We're all into knock, knock jokes recently. Here's one John told on the way to Boulder for the basketball game -

John: "Knock knock"
Dad: "Who's there?"
John: "Ummmm...tree!"
Dad: "Tree who?"
John: "Why did the tree cross the road? To get to the other side."

#4: It snowed last Sunday and Dad wanted to make sure John's feet were dry at church -
Dad: "John, please don't wear those sneakers to church."
John: "I want to!"
Dad: "Nope, I know you're going to drag your feet through the snow on the way to the car and then you'll have wet feet at church."
John: "That's my choice."